tall bike alert!
marching band alert!
man-with-ponytail alert!
I wish I had captured it in the photo, but this guy had purple elbow pads that matched his messenger bag perfectly. To enhance his fashion choices, Barney & Friends pitched a tent in the DP. My friend and I theorized why this tent was pitched. Top 3 theories:
- Place to change out of elbow pads.
- Sex tent.
- Coke tent.
Trashy, Trashy Sorter King of the Wild DP.
Picked single handed through the grass and the asphalt,
Till the hipsters was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend, forevermore.
Trashy, Trashy Sorter King of the Wild DP...
It's 2 in the afternoon on a sunny Sunday and you're going to visit with your friends in the park. Hmmm. What to wear? What to wear? Necktie - check. Vest - check. Fedora - check.
You know Trashy Sorter wants to cut them.
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